The School Hunk’s Taken/ If You Don’t Go to Hell, Who’ll? 名草有主 / 你不入地狱谁入地狱 by Jiu Xiao Qi (HE)

I have made two biggest mistakes in my whole life. The first is filling in my College Entrance Examination ambition wrongly. The second, is to offend Zhong Yuan.
If I have to use a phrase to describe the effect of the first error brought me, it is better dead than alive.
If I have to use a phrase to describe what Zhong Yuan did to me, it is simply too numerous to mention.
Eventhough such a person is so evil and heinous, but why such a jerk is still so popular with the girls?

One day, I cynically ridiculed Zhong Yuan: “Demon King sent you here to scourge a few more people?”
Zhong Yuan replied with a straight face: “In order to scourge fewer people, I intend to select a person to scourge for a lifetime.”
Me: “What do you mean?”
He looked at me, smiling: “If you don’t go to hell, who’ll go to hell?”

[Ebook] [Ngươi không vào địa ngục thì ai vào địa ngục?][Radiodrama][Machine Eng Translation]

Peanuts

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  • This story is very cute. I was going to post this but haven't gotten around to it. Highly recommend it!!

    I love this author because she's hilarious!! I've read another work of hers called something like "Wife, Go Home With Me" whereas the female lead marries the male lead, with both of them thinking he's gay. There's a hilarious part where she meets her husband's ex-boyfriend and somehow or other, the two end up being good friends, lol. Very, very funny!!

    There's a time-traveling story too that's also very funny, but I read it when the translation was still being done. Got tired of checking for updates so unfortunately never got around to finishing it.

  • lidge:
    This story is very cute.I was going to post this but haven’t gotten around to it.Highly recommend it!!

    I love this author because she’s hilarious!!I’ve read another work of hers called something like “Wife, Go Home With Me” whereas the female lead marries the male lead, with both of them thinking he’s gay.There’s a hilarious part where she meets her husband’s ex-boyfriend and somehow or other, the two end up being good friends, lol.Very, very funny!!

    There’s a time-traveling story too that’s also very funny, but I read it when the translation was still being done.Got tired of checking for updates so unfortunately never got around to finishing it.

    Haha, I stole this book from you:P You recommended me 5 books in xiaoyuer's blog a few months ago but none of the images work except this book. What are the other 4 books? Since you are free like a bird now, pls post all your fav books here, lol.

    Yah, the intro is cute & funny so I gonna read this book tonight. I love naughty male leads:) See, your fetish for gay book is again showing up:P Is 老婆,跟我回家吧 (Wife, Go Home With Me) same as 闪婚 (Flash Marriage)? Not sure abt the time travelling book so need to google.

  • Peanuts: Haha, I stole this book from you:P You recommended me 5 books in xiaoyuer’s blog a few months ago but none of the images work except this book. What are the other 4 books? Since you are free like a bird now, pls post all your fav books here, lol.

    One is the porno title, which I already posted, lol.
    One is Wife, Come Home With Me.
    As for the 2 fantasy books, I can't remember. I posted them because I wanted books from all genres, but I don't think they're must-reads.

    Yah, the intro is cute & funny so I gonna read this book tonight. I love naughty male leads:) See, your fetish for gay book is again showing up:P Is 老婆,跟我回家吧 (Wife, Go Home With Me) same as 闪婚 (Flash Marriage)? Not sure abt the time travelling book so need to google.

    The begining of the story is very cute because the female lead has to shave her head due to losing a bet with her roommates. I had to reread this part because I wasn't sure I was reading it correctly, lol. So basically she runs around the college campus bald, and I think this is what attracts the male lead.

    Is it better to say "Wife, Come Home With Me" rather than "Wife, Go Home With Me", right? Typing at early hours in the morning so I can't think straight. Yes, it's 老婆,跟我回家吧. Haven't heard of 闪婚 so gotta track that down.

    Googled and the author has a modern called 重口味. I started this way back when but didn't finish at the time because the translation wasn't done. It's done now so I'll have to read from the beginning since I don't remember anything, lol.

    In regard to the time-traveling story, it's the male lead traveling from ancient to modern time. Translation is not done so I can't read this.

    While checking, I stumbled on another of the author's work. Also time-traveling. It's the typical female traveling from modern to ancient time. The translation is done so I'll give it a go.

  • lidge: One is the porno title, which I already posted, lol.
    One is Wife, Come Home With Me.
    As for the 2 fantasy books, I can’t remember.I posted them because I wanted books from all genres, but I don’t think they’re must-reads.

    The begining of the story is very cute because the female lead has to shave her head due to losing a bet with her roommates.I had to reread this part because I wasn’t sure I was reading it correctly, lol.So basically she runs around the college campus bald, and I think this is what attracts the male lead.

    Is it better to say “Wife, Come Home With Me” rather than “Wife, Go Home With Me”, right?Typing at early hours in the morning so I can’t think straight.Yes, it’s 老婆,跟我回家吧.Haven’t heard of 闪婚 so gotta track that down.

    Googled and the author has a modern called 重口味.I started this way back when but didn’t finish at the time because the translation wasn’t done.It’s done now so I’ll have to read from the beginning since I don’t remember anything, lol.

    In regard to the time-traveling story, it’s the male lead traveling from ancient to modern time.Translation is not done so I can’t read this.

    While checking, I stumbled on another of the author’s work.Also time-traveling.It’s the typical female traveling from modern to ancient time.The translation is done so I’ll give it a go.

    Wow, you like 酒小七 (little seven) books so much to post all 2 of her published books. Thus, I must read them:) Wah the male lead has a fetish for bald girl. I just cut my hair, lol.

    Flash Marriage is the published title for Wife, Come Home With Me”.
    Completed but unpublished work
    穿越的孩子像根草 (Time Traveller is like a Blade of Grass) - female traveling from modern to ancient time. Male lead tried to seduce her.
    家有穿越男 (Home has a time travelling male) - Author said this is her early work with naive writing, rubbish plot & flawed ending so don't recommend u to read, lol
    重口味 (Heavy Taste) - Childhood sweetheart book. The book intro is funny. As a hungry wolf, my goal is to eat the female lead but unfortunately unsuccessful. Later, I got eaten by the female lead bcos she got tired of waiting to be eaten, lol.

    FYI, she also wrote 3 short stories and 3 stories in progress.

  • Peanuts: Wah the male lead has a fetish for bald girl. I just cut my hair, lol.

    He has a fetish for feet, and this is made evident later. I think he likes her personality because she's gutsy and forthright. She shaves her head bald after losing a silly bet. With other girls, they'd use a hat or wig to cover up. The female lead, on the other hand, runs around with her bald head for the world to see. I think there's even a description about the sun gleaming off her bald head, lol. The part where he tricks her to use his lunch card so they have to go everywhere together is hilarious, leading ppl to think they're dating, but she mistakenly thinks she's got the upper hand in the deal, lol. She is truly a "blockhead," lol.

  • lidge: He has a fetish for feet, and this is made evident later.I think he likes her personality because she’s gutsy and forthright.She shaves her head bald after losing a silly bet.With other girls, they’d use a hat or wig to cover up.The female lead, on the other hand, runs around with her bald head for the world to see.I think there’s even a description about the sun gleaming off her bald head, lol.The part where he tricks her to use his lunch card so they have to go everywhere together is hilarious, leading ppl to think they’re dating, but she mistakenly thinks she’s got the upper hand in the deal, lol.She is truly a “blockhead,” lol.

    Ahahahaha, I've just finished chapter 5. Both of them are so childish & cute. I like it but don't think chancy & skyblu will like this book as no angst. It is an easy & fun read, grinning fr ear to ear. Anyway better than crying & breaking my heart:P Her 3 roommates are also very cool. Is the 4th girl gonna end up with the guy the female lead idolized?

  • Peanuts: I like it but don’t think chancy & skyblu will like this book as no angst.

    知我者莫若你, peanuts. You know I love angst. I might actually start 爱情的开关 after rewatching Damo, BBJX, and college essays. Fluffiness is more your thing. The summary for 爱情的开关 is pretty interesting: "What I want most is install a switch for my heart. I can turn it on and off at will. This way, when I want to love you, I can. When I don't want to love you, I really won't." The implications that he (maybe she) has tried to stop loving her (or him) but really can't is so captivating.

  • Peanuts: Ahahahaha, I’ve just finished chapter 5. Both of them are so childish & cute. I like it but don’t think chancy & skyblu will like this book as no angst. It is an easy & fun read, grinning fr ear to ear. Anyway better than crying & breaking my heart:P Her 3 roommates are also very cool. Is the 4th girl gonna end up with the guy the female lead idolized?

    Yeah, this is an adorable story. There are so many hilarious things that happen. Wait until you get to where the female lead enters in a karate tournament to fight a love rival and she bets against herself. OMG! One of the funniest things ever! LOL!

  • Peanuts:Her 3 roommates are also very cool. Is the 4th girl gonna end up with the guy the female lead idolized?

    All the girls are funny because each has her own personality. It's cute how the 3 roommates usually gang up on the female lead, lol. I love the nicknames they call each other.

    Yes, the 4th girl ends up with the guy the female lead idolizes in the beginning.

  • lidge: All the girls are funny because each has her own personality.It’s cute how the 3 roommates usually gang up on the female lead, lol.I love the nicknames they call each other.

    Yes, the 4th girl ends up with the guy the female lead idolizes in the beginning.

    Oh, peanuts has read too many books to the extend she can correctly guess the progress of the storyline, lol. I like funny & fluffy books but my problem is I get tired of them b4 the ending so I never finish any of them:( Since I know it is HEA, so no motivation to finish the book, haha...I also have similar problem with tragic books:P Since I know the ending will be sad, I skip them to avoid flooding, heehee....

    Okok, I'll continue reading. I like bad & cute guy with a wicked sense of humour especially Zhong Yuan who looks white, lol. His name is funny. Whenever I read abt him, I imagine a clock, haha....

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