Refusing to Serve Me? Then Off With Your Head! 不侍寝?砍了by 蓝艾草 Lan Ai Cao (HE)

Someone said: “My bed, it’s not your first time sleeping here.  Why aren’t you coming over?”

Me: “Your majesty, this wanted fugitive is not a concubine in your palace.  I’m not obligated to sleep with you!”

… Makes no sense the concubines are left idle, instead wanting a criminal awaiting execution like me to waste energy both mentally and physically.

Someone said: “Really? – – An Yi is surprisingly very righteous!”

Not lightly nor heavily, he lets out a decree: “If you don’t want to sleep with me, then off with your head!”

[Ebook] [Eng Translation][Dám kháng chỉ? Chém!!!][불시침?감료!]

lidge

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  • This is one of my favorites, mainly because the king's love for An Yi is very touching. Hope you guys like it!! It's a happy ending.

    The title in English sounds a bit awkward. If you guys think of something else, please let me know. Also, hope I got the female lead's name correct.

  • An Yi certainly sounds entertaining, like one of those sarcastic voices in your head. I think I'll try this when I finish the book I'm reading. But what is a criminal doing in the Emperor's palace in the first place?

  • If she's a death row criminal, won't she be beheaded regardless of whether or not she sleeps with him?

  • skyblu629:
    An Yi certainly sounds entertaining, like one of those sarcastic voices in your head. I think I’ll try this when I finish the book I’m reading. But what is a criminal doing in the Emperor’s palace in the first place?

    The story begins with An Yi caught by guards from the palace sent out by the king just to look for her. She's then brought to the capital. The intro of the book is the conversation between the king and her when they see each other again.

    skyblu629:
    If she’s a death row criminal, won’t she be beheaded regardless of whether or not she sleeps with him?

    AY and the king have a complicated relationship. AY acts like a blockhead and like she doesn't have a care in the world, but she's actually quite smart. She knows the king will never kill her so she figures her best chance of having a decent life is to turn herself in, lol.

  • lidge:
    This is one of my favorites, mainly because the king’s love for An Yi is very touching.Hope you guys like it!! It’s a happy ending.

    The title in English sounds a bit awkward.If you guys think of something else, please let me know.Also, hope I got the female lead’s name correct.

    Wah, posting your fav first book while I m away on holi:( sound interesting so will look into it when I m home sweet home. I m in Taipei airport now. Oh did not get to see any stars but I was near where nicky Wu was recording his interview. So near yet so far:( I ate so much till I need to go to the gym later to meet chi cheng, hahA.

    Hey, skyblu I think I got a few xian xia books saved in my laptop at home so tell u later. What book r u reading now? Are not all of u busy voting for your next president, lol?

  • I voted. ^___^

    When u coming back?

    Peanuts: Wah, posting your fav first book while I m away on holi:( sound interesting so will look into it when I m home sweet home. I m in Taipei airport now. Oh did not get to see any stars but I was near where nicky Wu was recording his interview. So near yet so far:( I ate so much till I need to go to the gym later to meet chi cheng, hahA.

    Hey, skyblu I think I got a few xian xia books saved in my laptop at home so tell u later. What book r u reading now? Are not all of u busy voting for your next president, lol?

  • Peanuts: Wah, posting your fav first book while I m away on holi:( sound interesting so will look into it when I m home sweet home.

    Yes, I'm evil :) :)
    Did it purposely while you're on vacation to get back at you for posting many books and not letting me sleep^^

    I've been stalking!! stalking!! Xin Yi Wu's Viet facebook page. The translator for her books said that the title of the new book has been changed to "Never Letting Go." OMG! That sounds so good~ Or I'm going crazy because I want to read it so much I'm imagining things. The translator also said JN will appear as a side character. I hope it's about her married life with HS. I want JN to have a good life because she has been through so much. I need good closure, lol. Pls don't leave me hanging, author Xin.

  • Peanuts: Hey, skyblu I think I got a few xian xia books saved in my laptop at home so tell u later. What book r u reading now? Are not all of u busy voting for your next president, lol?

    Actually, I'm not of age to vote yet. And even if I were, I probably wouldn't since New York would almost definitely go to Obama anyway. I was reading 乱世太子妃, but then lidge posted this book, and I couldn't resist looking at a couple of chapters. Thus, my original book went on hold, and I'm reading this one. So far I can't tell if An Yi is really this oblivious or if she's faking it. I really want to know what happened in the past.

  • hehe I guess I'm Republican. I like things being traditional so I voted Romney. They said our state was a swing state, but the results don't exactly show that. Historically we're a Democratic State. When the popularity votes has this much of a gap makes me wonder if voting is really necessary if I'm not voting what the majority is doing.

    I think that usually when we start wondering if a character is actually smarter than we are lead on than likely they hides a smarter self behind their facade. Those are pretty fun to read.

    Just curious, is this an internet novel or a published book?

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